Boinking with the stars

Did the Greg Kihn band stop because they ran out of Kihn rhymes? It’s a pity they never got to Kihntankerous.

I’m so happy the Spin Doctors went away. James Henderson said they sounded like Huey Lewis, which made me giggle.


In the 80’s bands could always plug in a series of whoas to replace lyrics. If you were unable to match the lyrical genius of Sunglasses at night, you could always reach for the whoa card. Whoa wah whoa ao aoh ohhhh in the words of Howard Jones, or Whooooo oh! Living on a prayer.

Worst James Bond assassination attempt is in “Live and let Die’ when Roger Moore is stalked by a disinterested looking snake, that ‘hides’ behind the curtain and then slowly moves towards him. Oh the terror, of the bored snake attack.


Hey kids! Write your own CSI type cop show! Feel free to insert the following smart ass phrases for the cocky detectives to use at crime scenes.

Person over doses “life of the party’
Missing limbs “where’s the beef”

“what would you do for a Klondike bar”
“feets don’t fail me now”

The possibilities are endless, and these cocky crime shows are all hits. So make money and have fun.


I bought some ready to eat pudding that requires no refrigeration, and doesn’t expire for 13 months. Does that sound healthy? Can it really be that far removed from plastic in it’s makeup? A slight change in the chemical makeup, and a dash of yellow # 5, and you gotcha a big wheel.

I thought the FDA eased the prescription drug advertising restrictions so we wouldn’t have to hear all the unpleasant sounding side effects listed off. Apparently not, because I can’t get through a show without talk of diarrhea, muscle pain, and erectile dysfunction.